smoking

do you smoke?
no, only when somebody dumps me, which is like once a month.

dylematy / dilemmas

I simply can't like his post, cos he'll think that I like him too much.

być może / perhaps

Maybe it's been enough of the drawings about the advantages of not having feelings?

Cos you know, robots have no feelings. I'm close though.

No, it won't cos I have none.

I'm gonna write this book one day

I must confess something...

I like licking out... the bowl after making a cake.